What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If the letters
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


then


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


but,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


and,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


and look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Enda et regnestykke:

apropos regnestykker...

Den der var slem :P

kan jeg få påpeke at det var du som begynte? :p

Joa, men min er jo ikke så slem :P din spiller jo bare på sex :P Hva om man puttet inn kjærlighet eller glede der i steden? da ville jo menn kommet mye bedre ut