Har du et akvarium i aluminium å har i ett cerum og ett kranium
kan det fort bli ett godt kollegium, men har du derimot i opium kan
det nok bli ett mysterium, tar du ett studium og har ett territorium kan
det nok til slutt ende med ett nytt akvarium.

"What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!"

"What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank!"

"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
Tsardines!"

"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda!"

"If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland."

"Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.

What fish are musical?
Tuna fish."